I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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