Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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