im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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