Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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