lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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