It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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