ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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