With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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