We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Shame - the story of my life.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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