normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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