I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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