The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He has the fingertips of a God
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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