what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
No subtext here. People are naked.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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