im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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