I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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