it hurts more in the daytime
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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