i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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