ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it hurts more in the daytime
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Randomize