YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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