We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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