so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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