i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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