I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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