member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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