I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
