It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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