How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I think my moral compass just broke
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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