So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
