I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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