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One girl and one boy is just not enough.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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