My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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