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Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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