she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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