It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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