i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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