last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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