I hope mine doesn't look like that
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I woke up under a house in Key West
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