when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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