whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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