You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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