Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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