dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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