I'm jealous of your bromance
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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