does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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