playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
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