i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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