We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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