you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
