we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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