Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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