Midget sex pt 2 tonight
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
