it was like eating out sand paper
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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