Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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