Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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