Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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